We now provide you with two choices.
One choice is not preferred over the other, but we will take note of how many of you choose each option. This may or may not have an effect. Choose carefully. Trust your instinct. We will see you again soon.
$0.00
Option One
Nothing happens. You have lost nothing, and we have gained nothing. No one is impacted neither negatively nor positively. We continue on as usual, and we expect you will do the same. You will remain on our email list, and will hear from us again as soon as there is more we have to share. Keep your eyes open. Odd things are happening.
$4.99
Option Two
Nothing happens. You have parted ways with just under five dollars, and now it belongs to us. You immediately question whether this was the right decision, and we will offer no reassurance that it was. You could have likely used this money for something of importance, and instead you did this. Be sure that this is the option you want.